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Problem Resolution Codes

The following is intended as humour. Any resemblance between the following codes and REAL problem resolution codes for any vendor living or dead is purely coincidental.

WAC
Working as Coded - Product behaviour differs from documentation and is totally incompatible with customer needs. Documentation will be updated.
MCP
Modified client perception: Problem, what problem? Why would you want to do that anyway? etc.
FHD
Format Hard Drive (and reinstall software). More common on a Windows platform.
DER
Don't Expect Relief - We agree that you have encountered a real problem with our product but you shouldn't not anticipate a response in the forseeable future.
SMC
Send More Cash - You aren't paying us enough maintenance for us to fix this problem.
FAN
Fix after nagging - If you remind us often enough, we might get around to fixing it.
Big Iron